Tom Cruise? Crazy!

 

 

Hi, my name is Tom cruise

This is Tom Cruise. He is not the famous guy you are thinking of
but in fact a pilot from space who has a thousand clones, and a thousand wives that all are called Kate.

See? Nothing like that other Tom.

He has a Map, so he knows where is he is going. It's a good map, written by a real cartographer!

This is his map

 Sometimes though, with all the clone fighting and jumping about and kissing various ladies called Kate, it gets tiring being Tom. Life is too too tiring. Night Night Tom..

"Zzzzzzz"