Saturday, 25 May 2013

The wedding pt 2 - bridezilla


"Hello Princess" said the assassin.
"I haven't got any cash" she murmured back in response.
"I don't need your money Emily, I have plenty of my own. I want these flowers and so I shall have them" (she is a go-getter and often goes-to-get what she wants).

"Now, none of you try anything, I am good with my gun and you all know it, but I don't want to use it. Bullets are expensive these days," the Assassin warned.
 
 "Why the bouquet?" Emily dared to ask.


"You wouldn't understand Emily, even if I told you."

Sometimes, its not what you say, but how you say it.

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